Crypto Santa's Sleigh (Cybertruck) Stops at Midnight!
Ho-ho-HODL, my beloved degenerates! 🎅 One lucky ape will snag a gift from Crypto Santa every day until midnight on Christmas Eve—after that, I'll be too drunk on eggnog and regret to drive my Cybertruck sleigh. Keep your wallets warm and your DMs open. Cheers to the moon!"
$ADVENT - Abundant Distributed Value Enhanced Northpole Token
About Santa's Degen Adventure
From the Desk of Crypto Santa
North Pole Blockchain Division
123 Ice Block Street
Arctic Circle, Earth
December 24th, 2024
🚨 NGMI CHRISTMAS ALERT! 🚨
Listen up you paper-handed elves! Crypto Santa just mortgaged the North Pole to bring you the most degen Christmas since Mt. Gox! This absolute chad in a red suit is about to make it rain harder than when you FOMO'd into that "definitely not a rug" token!
Starting with baby bags and scaling up hourly until Christmas Eve midnight EST because Santa's been studying those crystal ball TA patterns. Final prize? 10 MILLION TOKENS! That's enough to make your wife's boyfriend jealous and your portfolio slightly less red!
Why's Santa going full degen? Man's been living on milk and cookies for centuries - IT'S TIME TO FEAST! 🍖After this final drop, he's trading his sleigh for a Cybertruck (bullish on $TRUK), ghosting the elves, and retiring to Miami with Mrs. Claus to become a full-time crypto influencer.
The man in red knows if you've been:
- • Sleeping on blue chips
- • Buying high, selling low
- • FOMOing twice (or more, we don't judge)
- • Getting rekt for heaven's sake!
So ape in now, you absolute degenerates! Santa's watching the 1-minute charts while chugging eggnog and screaming "WAGMI" at random reindeers!
Remember: Christmas dinner is temporary, but being down 99% is forever! 🎅💸📉
Ho Ho HODL,
Crypto Santa
(PS: Rudolph sold the top)
Christmas Gifts
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Christmas Eve Special
Don't miss out on our biggest airdrop yet! One lucky wallet holder will receive 100K tokens on Christmas Eve.
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Tokenomics
Token Distribution
- Airdrop Gifts20%
- Dev Holdings5%
- Remaining75%
Total Supply: 1 Billion Tokens
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